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-Tampa News Force Sketches: The Barista-
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-Articles and Writings-
> Tampa Residents Complain of Satanic Landlords
> St. Pete Kava Bar Decides to Not Have an Open Mic
> Hillsborough County to Get Rid of "Participation Trophies"
> Tampa Residents Complain of Satanic Landlords
> St. Pete Kava Bar Decides to Not Have an Open Mic
> Hillsborough County to Get Rid of "Participation Trophies"
-The Comedian's Marketing Mix-
Driven by my interest in marketing, I've created an infographic that gives a general overview of how stand-up comedians can market themselves. I hope it is a useful reference for aspiring comedians.
Driven by my interest in marketing, I've created an infographic that gives a general overview of how stand-up comedians can market themselves. I hope it is a useful reference for aspiring comedians.
-Horoscopes by Jake Brown-
Everybody on the whole world loves horoscopes because it is as if the stars are really watching you and know everything you do -- like what you ate for breakfast this morning, and which cuss words you have said to your grandmother -- so I've made some useful horoscopes of my own because someday I would like to be a star too and watch people eat breakfast and cuss at their grandmothers.
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Aries LOVE feet. They may come off as aggressive at first, but once you get to know them, you will find they are very generous and selfish.
Taurus are very fond of nacho cheese and have a tendency to behave in ways that indicate things about them, such as the breathing of oxygen.
Gemini just smell really bad usually. If they are female, it is not uncommon that they have internal organs, yet can be very lovable at times.
Cancer are susceptible to cancer and other diseases. They have a tendency to have tend to ten tendons tenderly -- if you know what I mean...
Leo is just another person. Like who cares lol -- anyways, Leo enjoy eating beach sand and being horribly unpleasant in a Walmart setting.
Virgo likes fencing a lot, but don't let that fool you, they are actually very kind and extremely relevant people. Step on their shoes when you see them.
Libra most people find to be homo sapiens, but only upon first impression. They actually like books and consume them in their free time.
Scorpio knows what nipples look like and knows where to find them. Don't mess with their emotions, they have a tendency to run people over in an SUV.
Sagittarius are alright, but whatever. Not compatible with HDMI.
Capricorn consists of the most attractive people in the whole world. If they have a face there is likely a nose on it. Horrible sense of humor.
Aquarius are known to have the biggest phalanges. They tend to drink water on occasion but will stab you in the back the second-to-last chance they get.
Pisces sounds kind of like spicy, but don't let this fool you. They are the most repulsive of primates and the most softest of Furbies.
Everybody on the whole world loves horoscopes because it is as if the stars are really watching you and know everything you do -- like what you ate for breakfast this morning, and which cuss words you have said to your grandmother -- so I've made some useful horoscopes of my own because someday I would like to be a star too and watch people eat breakfast and cuss at their grandmothers.
* * * * *
Aries LOVE feet. They may come off as aggressive at first, but once you get to know them, you will find they are very generous and selfish.
Taurus are very fond of nacho cheese and have a tendency to behave in ways that indicate things about them, such as the breathing of oxygen.
Gemini just smell really bad usually. If they are female, it is not uncommon that they have internal organs, yet can be very lovable at times.
Cancer are susceptible to cancer and other diseases. They have a tendency to have tend to ten tendons tenderly -- if you know what I mean...
Leo is just another person. Like who cares lol -- anyways, Leo enjoy eating beach sand and being horribly unpleasant in a Walmart setting.
Virgo likes fencing a lot, but don't let that fool you, they are actually very kind and extremely relevant people. Step on their shoes when you see them.
Libra most people find to be homo sapiens, but only upon first impression. They actually like books and consume them in their free time.
Scorpio knows what nipples look like and knows where to find them. Don't mess with their emotions, they have a tendency to run people over in an SUV.
Sagittarius are alright, but whatever. Not compatible with HDMI.
Capricorn consists of the most attractive people in the whole world. If they have a face there is likely a nose on it. Horrible sense of humor.
Aquarius are known to have the biggest phalanges. They tend to drink water on occasion but will stab you in the back the second-to-last chance they get.
Pisces sounds kind of like spicy, but don't let this fool you. They are the most repulsive of primates and the most softest of Furbies.